CALMNESS IN OUR LIVES
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> > I am passing this on to you because it definitely works, and we
> > could all use a little more calmness in our lives.
> > By following simple advice heard on the Dr. Phil show, you too can
> > find inner peace.
> > Dr Phil proclaimed, ‘The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the
> > things you have started and have never finished. So, I looked around my
> > house to see all the things I started and hadn’t finished, and before
> > leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of White Zinfandel,
> > a bottle of Bailey’s Irish Cream, a package of Oreos, the remainder of my
> > old Prozac prescription, the rest of the cheesecake, some Doritos, and a box
> > of chocolates. You have no idea how freaking good I feel right now.
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> > Pass this on to those whom you think might be in need of inner peace
