on graphic design freelancing:
“one side of your brain is going to be going ‘yeah! yeah! design! design! my first paying job! while the other side of your brain that should be thinking about money is going to be out back smoking a fattie…”
on missing files:
“okay, so we know that in indesign the yellow triangle means the file is there but needs to be updated. now when you see the red stop sign that is Helen Keller. the computer cannot find the file. THERE IS NO SPOON.”
lolz.
